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We pride ourselves in original, artistic, handcrafted pieces constructed using the finest hardwoods, and designed to deliver a creative blend of whimsical beauty, functionality and form.

Please enjoy browsing a sampling of our work. Many of these pieces were commissioned, but we hope they'll inspire you to contact us and discuss ideas for a design specifically suited to fit your needs.

Disclaimer: Alexander's Paddles is an enthusiastic proponent of Personal Responsibility, Informed Consensual Kink (PRICK). Our functional art is designed for use between consenting adults. As such, individuals accept liability for any harm caused (intentionally or otherwise) by Alexander's Paddles' products.

What our customers have to say:

"After we discussed what my basic needs were for handle, shape, length and weight, you took that info and came up with not one but two beautifully crafted paddles. Judging by the squirming and squealing from my play partners, I would have to say that they are very effective at bringing on sensation!"
-TX

"The workmanship is superb. Fast work, good communication on the design even before he started making it."
-Q

"Absolutely stunning work. Highly recommended and beautiful craftsmanship. I am thrilled to have one of your pieces in my collection."
-QW

"KA-POW! I love this lacewood paddle. It packs a HELL of a wallop!"
-SS

"I've already tested one paddle at a party and I'm not the only one happy with the results."
-BDB

"These are gorgeous paddles, made with such integrity and care."
-NG

"I really like this strap. It's got a great bite, a nice sting."
-FE

"Shocked at the minimal effort it took to get fantastic results. It's almost like it has its own personality."
-CG

"I am beyond impressed. The workmanship, fit, finish & attention to detail exceeded my expectations. The custom points of the axe left me breathless. Not only did he meet my vision, he exceeded it. Safe to say, I will return to him for more products."
-GS

'"The wood [of the CBT device] is carefully mastered...and ironically enough, it feels very comfortable. Easy to take off, easy to put on, easy to clean and beautiful to look at. I give this product 10 David Lee Roth snap-kicks out of 10 David Lee Roth snap-kicks."
-DD

"I would highly recommend him for price, timing and quality. Four 'don't fuck with me' thumbs up!"
-JA

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